As I Was Saying . . .The latest instalment in the mega bestselling non fiction franchise, and crikey hasn't it been a funny old place of late. . . Crikey, the world according to Clarkson's been a funny old place of late . . . For a while, Jeremy could be found in his normal position as the tallest man on British television but, more recently, he appears to have been usurped by a pretend elephant. But on paper the real Jeremy remains at the helm. That's as it should be.